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BACK!
03.28.05 (1:00 pm)   [edit]
Finally, I'm back!! My PC gaming binge is OVER... for the most part...
 
BACK!!!!!
02.18.05 (12:25 pm)   [edit]
I'll still won't blog a whole lot, as i am now totally addicted to counterstrike: source. YAY FOR VIDEO GAMES!!
 
Back to school
01.07.05 (6:02 am)   [edit]
Last monday was the first day back at school, a hellish way to start the week, with the exception of 4th hour. That's a fun class, but more importantly, Kelly is in it.YAY!!! However, I'M too shy to ask her out. NOOOO!!! such is life
 
Light posting
01.05.05 (10:37 am)   [edit]
Sorry, I've been busy with... PC games. Expect more of the same, for a while.
 
Light posting
12.23.04 (4:31 pm)   [edit]
Ya, I know, I hav'nt posted for a while. As if anyone cares. Well, I've been having issues with the DVD-ROM on my PC, IT WON'T PLAY THE DVDs! I knew I should have gotten a Dell. Or an Alienware, but those are too pricey. Mmmmmm... Alienware ALX, Anthalon 64 bit processor at 2.5 GHz (Or maybe a Pentium 4 32 bit at 4 GHz), DUAL Radion X800 videocards, 7.1 Surround sound, DVD-ROM, CD-RW drive, High speed online, 22' CRT moniter, optical wireless mouse and keyboard, Norton anitvirus 2005 and Norton Internet security 2005... I want... 10,000 #&*^ DOLLARS!!!!!! I WANT MONEY!
 
Weekends = S-L-O-W
12.20.04 (5:20 am)   [edit]
Man, I AM BORED!!! Christmas better hurry the hell up, I gotta have somthing to do soon, or I'm gunna freak.
 
Weekends = S-L-O-W
12.20.04 (5:19 am)   [edit]
Man, I AM BORED!!! Christmas better hurry the hell up, I gotta have somthing to do soon, or I'm gunna freak.
 
Hmm... Banners?
12.17.04 (5:54 am)   [edit]
GAA! MY BANNER IS MISSING! I got a cool new banner, but I have to upload it to tBLOG, but I don't know how. Oh, well, it'll get done... eventually. In other news, Frank J has a hallarious new post about the restoration of the Democrapic party. Check it out. (If oyu don't know who Fank J is, click on the IMAO link on the side bar.)
 
Der Flammenwerfer Dictionary
12.15.04 (6:39 am)   [edit]
School: n. - A state sponsored torture program paid for by money collected through taxes. It begins at roughly the age of 5 and the manditory portion ends at roughly 18. School is important if you wish to become educated, however the pain it causes is heavy.
 
I'm just a spambot
12.14.04 (6:13 am)   [edit]
Why do I do this? Why do I send people away to IMAO? I should be encouraging visits to my blog, instead of giving them away. I do it for attention. Fank J, why dost thou not linkith to your loyal spambot? What horrors hath I brought upon thou? I just want a link from IMAO. The traffic I would get would be awe-inspiring. I joined the Alliance of Free Blogs with the hopes of smashing Instapundit, but this lack of apprication form the mighty Frank J leads me to believe that I should leave the Alliance, and start my own group. FRANK, WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN ME?
 
The NEW IMAO Xmas album
12.14.04 (5:26 am)   [edit]
YAY! Frank J has put together a christmas album for all of us IMAO fans! If you don't know who or what IMAO is, you're an assclown. CLICK ON THE LINK ON THE SIDE OF THE PAGE. GO THERE, MENTION ME, AND BUY THE CD!

In other news, Michael Moore has been found dead in a pig sty, the pig still alive and half way down his throat.
 
Scott Peterson = Dead man a' walkin
12.13.04 (6:30 pm)   [edit]
As you know, Scotty is going to die. Chances are he'll die of old age before he's executed, seeing as how in the last 25 years only somthing like 6 (This number may be wrong) people have been executed in California. But that's beside the point, is it worse to be killed, or sit in a prison cell 23/7 (Death row inmates get 1 hour free time) for the rest of your life? What do you think??
 
Why snailguy2000?
12.13.04 (10:34 am)   [edit]
I am going to hear this a lot as my blog inevitably gets more popular. Snailguy2000 was the name I have used since the age of 8, in everything I signed up for on the internet, my e-mail is snailguy2000@hotmail.com, and I thought, what the hell, It'll be easier to rmember everything if I just use snailguy2000 for everything.
 
Holy hell!
12.13.04 (6:00 am)   [edit]
I just took a peek at the digital camera I want for Christmas, with a whopping 7.2 megapixels, It's more powerful than a digital SLR, the cream de la dream of photogrophy. Thank god for Sony!!
 
Death stalks the land
12.11.04 (3:58 pm)   [edit]

Careful who gives you flu shots. Here in Minnesota, a woman was arrested who was giving flu shots. The needles contained DFL, a drug that turns all recipiants into mindless zombies who feed on the stupidity of others, some side effects include:



1) A strong belief that you are a war hero, even though you you served in Vietnam for only 4 months



2) A desire to create a state-run healthcare program, that will help nobody and bankrupt everybody



3) Causes you to become grossly obese, secrete a wretched-smelling oily substance, and grow facial hair that is impervious to any razor blade known to man



4) Causes you to believe that the life of a tree is more important then the life of a person



5) An urge to move to Canada or Old Europe



6) Causes you to speak in a strange mixture of a French, Russian, and German accents



So BE CAREFUL!

 
HOLY *&#Q%^
12.10.04 (1:19 pm)   [edit]
My blog has been viewed 100 times, IT'S NOT A WEEK OLD! THANK YOU ALL SO VERY MUCH!
 
Off to a good start
12.10.04 (6:45 am)   [edit]
In my first week of blogging, I have 141 links to my site! This is amazing, and I owe it all (or most of it) to fellow Alliance members. I'm not even that funny, at least not yet. Well, thank you Alliance of Free Blogs!
 
Links
12.10.04 (4:45 am)   [edit]
It has come to my attention that the 2004 weblog wward link dosn't work, so I'll try again. http://2004weblogawards.com/a... There. See if that works.
 
VOTE
12.09.04 (10:27 am)   [edit]
Go to the 2004 web blog awards, WWW.2004weblogawards.com, to vote for your favorite blog, since I'm not in it, vote for IMAO!
 
The blog wars
12.09.04 (6:22 am)   [edit]
Yes, the blog war. For years now Instapundit has dominated the blogosphere. We're fed up. The Alliance of Free Blogs was started to fight Instapundit (Who doesn't even deserve to be linked to by me) and claim back the blogosphere. Join our fight, click the link to The Alliance and visit the other members' blogs, especially IMAO.
 
IT'S UP!
12.07.04 (6:30 am)   [edit]
YAY! MY FIRST POST!!
 
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